Bag of Nuts
Go to Bookshop Santa Cruz in Santa Cruz, California and ask to see the bags of nuts they are giving away with Sarah Palin’s book. Don’t buy the book….OMG..NO…. just laugh at the word “Nutz” below Palin’s face. (To see the bag of nuts go to the Source list) If you are a bookstore owner you may purchase bags of nuts from Bookshop Santa Cruz to use at your store too.
Meetings with World Leaders
Think about her acute lack of world knowledge and then try to imagine her meeting with presidents of other countries. Sarah Palin can barely make it through an interview with Katie Couric. She is not knowledgeable enough or worldly enough to speak intelligently with other world leaders.
A Woman in the White House
Imagine the first woman president in the White House. Think about the qualities you would like her to have. Then ask yourself if Palin has those qualities. Okay, stop laughing!
Powers of ESP
Start now to claim you have ESP and that you know Sarah Palin will lose big if she runs for president in 2012. Your prediction will come true and you will be seen as prescient.
High-heel Red Pumps
Buy a pair of high heel red pumps. When people comment on them just say you are wearing them to figure out what it feels like to be Sarah Palin. Even if you would never, ever wear red, high heel pumps, give it a go and live in Sarah’s fashionista world for a day. Guaranteed you will get some funny comments coming your way.
Make a Sarah Palin Collage
Cut out funny Headlines about Palin and make a collage. This will become a historical document that someday you may want to frame to preserve for your grandkids. Will America ever, ever have another presidential candidate who evokes so much comedy?
Make a humorous t-shirt. Make some for your friends who lean to the left too. Amuse yourself, the options for a spoof t-shirt about Palin are immense. Find some funny headlines and photos and arrange them on a piece of paper. Add some funny campaign slogans for Palin with magic markers.
Then go to Kinkos or any place that will color copy images onto fabric and make up some t-shirts.
Read Excerpts of Sarah Palin’s Book
Read excerpts online of Sarah Palin’s book. Ponder all the lies she told in her tome. Think about what her agenda is and how it will damage America.
Hide Palin’s Books with Books of Liberals
Amuse yourself the next time you are in a book store or department store and place books written by liberals on top of Palin’s book so her book is not visible. Hide the pox that wants to infect America with a far right agenda.
Read Humorous Articles about Sarah Palin
Read Timothy Sexton’s article about Sarah Palin’s debate notes
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