Tiger Woods’ scandal is still running strong. Here it is Christmas Eve, and many people still want the scoop on golf’s tarnished golden boy. Fortunately, there haven’t been many breaking developments – meaning there are no more additions to the laundry list of alleged mistresses, no saucy allegations, or anything. However, this could be because, well, it’s Christmas and everyone’s attention is focused on other things such as the NORAD Santa Tracker and the strange story of how the Pope was knocked down at Christmas Eve Mass.
Where is Tiger spending Christmas? There are several theories. My personal theory is that he and Elin have snuck away with the kids somewhere under the radar. IT’s their son’s first Christmas, and they really need to try to be together for that milestone.
Another theory is that the golfer is spending Christmas in rehab for sex and prescription drug addictions. I don’t really know what to think about this one. There have been stories, such as this one from Phoenix New Times that he is heading to rehab in Arizona, but then the stories were retracted and there’s no indication that he’s even going to rehab. Still yet, some feel that he is going to spend the holidays trying to remedy his ills.
A third theory exists. This theory entertains the idea that Woods is traversing the globe in his yacht. Only some are saying that he has a decoy yacht parked in South Florida in order to confuse the media. Being that there are no photos taken of him during the past month, I don’t know if I believe this one. Seems that if he were really on a boat, a plane or helicopter would have been able to snap an aerial shot of the boat for some sort of proof. Plus, Us Magazine reports that his yacht is still docked.
Tiger Woods’ alleged mistresses are still an interesting crew. There’s Jamie Jungers – she’s the one that allegedly has nude photos on her cell phone of the golfer that were taken when he was passed out drunk.
Rachel Uchitel is in Florida for Christmas, and there are rumors that she is still seeing Woods. However, there’s still not enough meat to that story to make it even sound feasible. After all – we don’t even know where Tiger is. Just because she is in Florida, doesn’t mean he’s there. He has property all over the world, and at this point he could be anywhere.
There you have it. Not much is going on in the scandal other than a bunch of rumors. Hopefully Woods is spending time with his family, opening presents and singing Christmas carols.
Phoenix New Times