Cell phone watches are the latest bling in the hip-hop community and could possibly be the worst accessory to ever spill over into the hip-hop world. The cell phone watch is both a cell phone and watch (duh) and is certain to have people looking stupid.
If you’re a fan of hip-hop music, hip-hop culture, or stupid tech gadgets and accessories that make people look stupid, you might have noticed a new trend amongst your respective community; the cell phone watch. Inspired by Get Smart, James Bond and special agents across the globe, the cell phone watch is the latest hip-hop accessory to brag about wasting money on.
www.cellphonewatchshop.com is creating a buzz around cell phone watches within the hip-hop and urban community and, surprisingly, it’s starting to catch on. Popular hip-hop artists like Rocko, Lil Scrappy, DJ Khaled, and a host of others are promoting this website and impractical device and soon or later you’ll inevitably have to conduct a conversation with someone using one of these horrible mediums for communications.
Cell phone watches aren’t new gadgets, but they’ve never really caught on due to how impractical, tacky, and unusable these things are. People usually look at the cost and practicality of cell phone watches and figure out that they aren’t worth more than $25, but making something tacky, useless, and expensive is the proper marketing formula for the hip-hop community.
Cell phone watches combines two devices that makes you look like a douchebag and brings them together to make you like twice as stupid with half the accessories required. If your goal is to make your arm smell like breath and hot plastic, the cell phone watch is just the hip-hop accessory for you – and it’ll only cost you $300 dollars. $300 might seem like a low price for hip-hop bling, but considering the thing likely took $2.00 to develop, the folks over at www.cellphonewatchshop.com are making a killing.
At face value, cell phone watches might appear to be cool gadgets, but underneath the surface, cell phone watches are just another gadget gimmick, like spinning rims, two-way pagers, and gold “grills”. The cell phone watches over at Cell Phone Watch Shop feature a 1.4″ touchscreen cell phone watch that plays videos, takes pictures, makes horrible phone calls and accepts any sim card from major cell phone providers.
The biggest problem with the cell phone watch is that it makes for a horrible cell phone. Unless you want your entire cell phone conversation to consist of “Huhs” and “Whats”, you’ll likely want to keep your sim card in the phone it originally came in. These heavy and huge-looking cell phone watches require constant lifting from the mouth to ear to communicate and will only serve the purpose of flashing your ashy elbows and broadcasting the sound of you inside pockets as you accidentally make phone calls on this thing.
The cell phone watch is a great accessory to match a house arrest leg bracelet, but this hip-hop fad will be short lived like other impractical fads that came before it. For the price of this tacky cell phone watch you’d be able to buy an iPhone and only look tacky when dancing to your favorite Miley Cyrus songs.
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