If you’re like many superheroes, you spend your time contemplating how to foil criminal masterminds, but have you ever stopped to think ‘am I doing a good job?’ The public, for the sake of manners, will often act like they’re awed by a superhero, but behind his back will make fun of him. The following is a quiz designed to help you determine if you are indeed an effective superhero.
Everyone thinks the “S” on your chest stands for
C. “Stan” which happens to be your first name.
Your secret hideout is:
A. A fortress of solitude high atop the North Pole
B. A fortress of solitude high atop a McDonald’s Playplace
C. A fortress of solitude made out of the couch cushions in your living room.
Your Superhero vehicle is:
A. A souped up sports car
B. A unicycle
C. The city bus
A. Laser vision
B. Laser-corrected vision
C. Colonoscopic visionQ5
Your costume consists of:
A. A cape, gloves and boots
B. A long dickey, mittens and tap shoes
C. All of the above
If the public could use two words to describe you they would be:
A. Justice and vigilance
B. Dazed and Confused
C. Your first name and your last name
Your greatest superhero power is:
B. Interpretive dance
A. More powerful than a locomotive
B. More powerful than a mocha latte
C. More powerful than a locomotive still, but like a locomotive, you have to stay on train tracks.
Your archenemies is:
A. The Joker
B. ABC’s The Bachelor
C. Your own bladder
Your one weakness is:
B. Your extremely delicate collar bone
C. Your extreme fear of criminals, the dark, costumes, fighting and surprising peopleQ11
Your side kick is:
A. The boy wonder
B. The bread wonder
C. An untamed, untrained grizzly bear that has no clue that consider him your side kick
Criminals would say you’re:
B. Relatively quiet
C. Hiding in the rafters right now, they can hear you humming
Your catch phrase is:
A. Up, Up and Away!
B. I’m about to leave!
C. This had better be one of the last times I catch you committing a crime!
Your secret identity you’ve revealed:
A. Only to your butler
B. Only to your friends after losing a game of strip poker
C. Only to the store clerks you’ve handed your credit card to while purchasing pizza in costume.
You get 0 points for every A. answer
You get 1 point for every B. answer
You get 2 points for every C. answer
What your score signifies:
0 points – Congratulations, you are truly “super.” You are of “Superman” and “Batman” status.
1-6 points – There is a slight element of crap about you. You are of “Aquaman” and “Robin” status.
6-12 points – You’re pretty crappy. Your status ranks only slightly above “Darkwing Duck.”
13-20 points – There is nothing super about you. You rank below “Super Grover” on the superhero food chain.
21-28- You should not be leaving the house unless otherwise advised by your mental physician.